The Ancient and Accepted Order of Speculative Haberdashery

Also known as: 'The Knitters"

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THIRTY THIRD DEGREE:

Illuminated Ravens of the Shapeshifting Order of Vega

Inner-Sanctum of the Galactically Paranoid

(Production Overlords)

 

Reptilis Augustus Maximus:

Glaxnort Flatula’a 14, “The Nebulous”

(a.k.a.: Michel Jacques Gagné)

 

Reptilis Secundus Elevatum:

Grox Klud’ar Nartsswzzl 7, “the Planet Crusher”

(a.k.a.: Joan Daniel Lillo)

HIGHER DEGREES

(Levels 4 to 32):

Knights Solaris of the Ethereal Silkworm

Interstellar Mandarins, Patriarchs, Oligarchs and Operatives

(Production Partners)

-- SEVERAL GRAND POOBAH POSITIONS STILL VACANT --

Presently processing suitable Manchurian Candidates

THIRD DEGREE:

Sacred Guild of the Needle and Spool

Grand Master Tailors

(Production Associates)

 

Anthony Granato

Photography

Martin Hekker

Website Artwork

 

Éliane Gagné

Intro Voice-Over

 

Shirley McBride

Promo Ad Voice-Over

Tramo Beats

Theme Music

 

Ferdi “Freddy” Eren

Court Haberdasher

 

Nelson Gibeau

Contracts Consultant

 

Stephen Hawkins

Philosophical Muse

Scott Halse

Honorary Guinea Pig

James Jervis

Oracle

Napoleon Q. Egglestump III, esq. 

Fixer

SECOND DEGREE:

Menders of the Sacred Fleece

(Expert Interviewees)

 

Prof. Joe Uscinski

Associate Professor of Political Science,

University of Miami

 

Dr. Royce Lee, M.D.

Associate Professor of Psychiatry and Behavioral Neuroscience,

University of Chicago Medical School

 

Mike Lofgren

Professional Staff Member (retired),

Readiness Subcommittee of the House Armed Services Committee,

United States Congress

 

Prof. Kathryn Olmsted

Professor of History,

University of California, Davis

 

Mike Kropveld

Founder and Executive Director,

Info-Cult/Info-Secte, Montreal, Canada

Tony Ortega

Editor, Journalist and Blogger

Founder and Director, The Underground Bunker 

 

Fielding M. McGehee III

Research Director, The Jonestown Institute

Editor, The Jonestown Report  

 

Jonathan Kay

Senior Editor, Quillette Magazine

Columnist, The National Post

Political Commentator, CBC

FIRST DEGREE:

Spinners of the Golden Yarn

(Volunteer interviewees)

 

Paul H.

R.-P. B.

Stephane Saura

Victor Levy

Steve Nash

Alexina Lavoie

Brent Schiess

Len Osanic (host: Black Op Radio)

Peter Wilkinson

Anna R.

Paul Brady

Topher McCune

Paul Catanu

ENTERED APPRENTICES:

Shearers and Herders

(Impromptu Interviewees, Mail List Subscribers, and other Malleable Minions)

SHEEPLE:

The Profane Rabble

(Anonymous Audience Members)

TERRAN MONKEY MEN

(Everyone Else)

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