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Paranoid Planet (theme song)

 

Devils all around me

Suspicious lights in the sky

Elections rigged by the oligarchy

Official story’s a lie

9/11 was an inside job

Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy

Lady Di a victim of assassination

Planned by the Queen and Illuminati

They say we live on a Paranoid Planet

Where everything is not as it seems

Where white is black and the liars are leaders

Gotta wake up from this terrible dream

 

A spy is watching from behind the curtains

An evil genius is pulling the switch

My brain in a vat onboard a Vegan starship

Those chemical trails are really making me itch

(“...And turn the frickin frogs gay!”)

They say we live on a Paranoid Planet

Where everything is not as it seems

Where white is black and the winners are losers

Gotta wake up from this terrible dream

An Enemy Above me...

An Enemy Beneath me...

An Enemy Beside me...

An Enemy Inside me!

Enemies lurking inside my house

I flick on the lights, prepared for Helter-Skelter

They leap out of the closets and from behind the couch

To shower me with concern...

(“Happy Birthday!”)

(“We want to help you!”)

...but I know better.

...Yeah, I know better. (x4)

They say I live on a Paranoid Planet

Where Terran Monkey Men are coming for me

Where white is black and the leaders are looters

Gotta wake up from this terrible dream

They say I live on a Paranoid Planet

Where Men in Black watch me through my portable screen

Where my thoughts are controlled by evil shape-shifting lizards

Please wake me up from this terrible dream!

Please! Please! Please wake me up from this terrible dream!

(“You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! God damn you all to hell!”)

(“You gotta tell’em... Soylent Green is People!”)

(c) MJG 2019

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Ad theme featured in Episode 1.2: "Who? Me? Paranoid?":
Artist: Ikson
Song: Scary [NCS BEST OF]
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